Under the Knife...

Today is the eve of my surgery to become a bionic man. I will be the 6 million dollar man, with tank treads for feet and rocket arms!!! I'll even have cool racing stripes and a spoiler on my back to help keep me on the ground when I go into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!!!

Not really, just having my wisdom teeth pulled. After tomorrow, my mouth won't be as wise as it once was.